Boknoy

This story happened a few months ago
along the Ridge Road in Tagaytay.
There was a guy who got left behind by a pack
of mountain bikers. The group was
large and he didn’t bring a cellphone.
He crashed his bike somewhere
between Picnic Grove and DBP. To make things
worse, a storm came in. So he walked.

This guy was on the side of the road
hitch hiking on a very dark night
in the middle of a storm. The night
passed slowly and no cars went by.
The storm was so strong he could hardly
see a few meters ahead of him.

Suddenly, just before the junction
going to Manila , he saw a car slowly
looming, ghostlike, out of the gloom.
It slowly crept toward him and
stopped. It was raining hard, wind
blowing all around you, what would
you do? Like you would, he got into the
car and closed the door, then
realized that there was nobody inside
the car…. even in the drivers seat.

The car slowly started moving again.
The guy was terrified, too scared
to think of jumping out and running.
The guy saw that the car was slowly
approaching a sharp curve. The guy
started to pray, begging for his
life; he was sure the ghost car would
go off the road and he would plunge
to his death, when just before the
curve, a hand appeared through the
window and turned the steering wheel,
guiding the car safely around the
bend.

Terrified, the guy watched the hand
reappear every time they reached a
curve. Finally, the guy gathered his
wits and leaped from the car and ran
to the nearest place where there were
houses.

Wet and in shock, he went into a store
and voice quavering, ordered two
bottles of beer, and told the people
about his horrible, supernatural
experience. A silence enveloped
everybody when they realized the guy was apparently
sane and not drunk.

About half an hour later two guys
walked into the same store.

One said to the other……….

“Yan! Yan yung tarantadong sumakay
habang nagtutulak tayo…”

….kung sino man ang may-akda nito maraming salamat sayo.. binuhay mo ang dugo ko… isa kang henyo, medyo tumindig balahibo ko pero sa huli magkakanda tae ako sa kakatawa… taas noo ako sa gawang Pilipino..

“GREAT MIND, GREAT BEER!!!” —-huwaaaaaaattttt……!!!!!